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Thursday, October 23, 2008

First Email Not From My Mom

Okay, here's the first email from someone other than my Mom. And no, it's not from my Dad. We haven't heard from him in about three years.

Dear DestinyIsInnocent,
There is no way that Destiny is guilty of The Satin Strangler murders. I think the police got the wrong person. I don't think it was a woman at all. Women usually blow their victims away with guns I think.
Thank you for writing your blog. What color hair do you have?
With love,
Baxter B

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Our First Email

I received my first email from a blog reader today. It reads:

To whom it may concern,
Like you, I think Destiny Blande is innocent. There is no way she could be The Satin Strangler. She is too pretty. Even her name is pretty. Thank you for writing your blog. It is important and someone had to stick their neck out there for Destiny.
Sincerely,
Mom


Okay I know it was my mom, but it's still great to have her support. I love you Mom. Keep those emails coming readers.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Praying Mantis Day

In honor of Destiny Blande, I organized a praying mantis day at the local grammar school. Each child brought in a picture of a praying mantis and read a report to the class.

Destiny has been doing research about the praying mantis. Some people believe that the female praying mantis eats the male after mating, but the people in my home town are God-fearing souls who refuse to believe such a disgusting rumor. These lies have been spread by those looking to link Destiny Blande to The Satin Strangler.