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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Stop the Hate

I have been receiving angry emails from the manager of the blog site called DeathForDestiny. I do not engage in angry email exchanges, so I will answer his questions here and hopefully be finished with him.

Yes, I am for real. I stand up for what I believe in. There is nothing more real than that.

What I am thinking is that we have to support the innocence of Destiny Blande in The Satin Strangler case.

Because I do not think that is anatomically possible.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Stop the Hate

One of my blog readers sent me a gift from Florida. It's a bottle that says "Florida Sunshine" on the side.

I love the gift, I love sunshine, and I love all of you, blog readers. Thank you for making my day. It makes all the effort worthwhile.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Death For Destiny

We have come across a terrible website called DeathForDestiny. Nothing on that website is true. Don't read it.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Email from the Killer

We may have received foolproof evidence that Destiny Blande is not the Satin Strangler. Here is an email that came in yesterday.

Dear DII,
You are right. Destiny Blande is not The Satin Strangler. I am. I strangled all of those people, and if Destiny is found guilty, I will keep on killing.
Yours truly,
J Dahmer

I brought the email to the police. I'll let you know what happens.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

First Email Not From My Mom

Okay, here's the first email from someone other than my Mom. And no, it's not from my Dad. We haven't heard from him in about three years.

Dear DestinyIsInnocent,
There is no way that Destiny is guilty of The Satin Strangler murders. I think the police got the wrong person. I don't think it was a woman at all. Women usually blow their victims away with guns I think.
Thank you for writing your blog. What color hair do you have?
With love,
Baxter B

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Our First Email

I received my first email from a blog reader today. It reads:

To whom it may concern,
Like you, I think Destiny Blande is innocent. There is no way she could be The Satin Strangler. She is too pretty. Even her name is pretty. Thank you for writing your blog. It is important and someone had to stick their neck out there for Destiny.
Sincerely,
Mom


Okay I know it was my mom, but it's still great to have her support. I love you Mom. Keep those emails coming readers.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Praying Mantis Day

In honor of Destiny Blande, I organized a praying mantis day at the local grammar school. Each child brought in a picture of a praying mantis and read a report to the class.

Destiny has been doing research about the praying mantis. Some people believe that the female praying mantis eats the male after mating, but the people in my home town are God-fearing souls who refuse to believe such a disgusting rumor. These lies have been spread by those looking to link Destiny Blande to The Satin Strangler.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Horace Krouch

Horace Krouch is going to defend Destiny Blande. He has always seemed a little strange to me, but I heard he has never lost a case. I remember when he defended that Watson girl. Everyone said she was guilty but I knew she was innocent. I am outnumbered again when I say that Destiny Blande is not The Satin Strangler, but now with Horace Krouch on her side, Destiny is bound to win.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Hi World

Hi world!!!

I have been watching the news stories about Destiny Blande and feel obligated to help her. I can't believe that anyone would think that sweet woman would be responsible for those savage murders.

I'm sure that many of you out there agree with me. Maybe that's why you've come here to read my blog. If so, please take some time to post a comment, or else send me an email.

Hopefully we an do something to spare Destiny from the injustice she is suffering.