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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Mitch Carlson in Dirty Magazine

Destiny Blande's old beau, Mitch Carlson, just appeared nude in Playgirl Magazine. They were talking about it on television last night. He's also been telling naughty lies about Destiny Blande. He used to love her, or so he says, but now he's telling everyone that she used to strangle him in bed. Nobody knows how much money he made for the photographs, but they say it's probably over a million dollars. Why someone would pay a million dollars to have a man take off his clothes and lie around with his privates dangling all over the place is beyond me. Everyone has their price, they say, but not God fearing Christians. I pity Mitch for not being able to make it to heaven for his sins. He'll be dangling his privates in the flames of hell someday.

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